Born in Albany, GA, Vince and his family grew tired of Southern prejudices, and moved to Tallahassee, FL.

By eleven, Vince had the facial hair of a 30 year old man. He was home-schooled due to this, and by avoiding the cruel judgment the rest of us faced in the public school system, his self-confidence is remarkably high.

Vince had a brief boxing career in the early nineties. And by “brief” I mean he boxed in his briefs. Later, when the circuit switched to boxers, it closed due to lack of support. Heh.

He can often be found stomping around the nearest medieval fair. He will be the one possibly trying to compensate for certain “shortcomings” by buying a giant blade of some kind.

Vince holds the position of art director at a very large screen printing company that produces mainly promotional t-shirts. If you have ever been shot at by a “t-shirt bazooka”, he probably designed the ammunition.

Little known facts:

His full name is: Vince Neil Labolito
Much like a dog, Vince cannot perspire. He has to pant to keep cool.
The original lead singer for Nickelback, Vince was kicked out of the band because, “he wasn’t lame enough”.
He can only juggle scarves. (of which he has a large collection)

-Eric

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