Our Best Emasculating Names!

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Vince and I made this a while back and I forgot about it. On occasion, guys may want to attack each other’s manhood by name calling. It is a bit childish, but fun as hell. So this is basically a compilation of all the emasculating names that we have called each other over various emails. So take a look, and feel free to suggest some more!

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Sally Slingbacks

Farrah Feelings

Francesca Frenchbraid

Betty Breastchest

Penelope Pedicure

Pippy Premenstrual

Beverly Bikiniwax

Lee Pressons

Marlene Maxipad

Elizabeth Botoxface

Sherry Showercap

Frita Fallopian

Helen Puppylover

Rebecca Nippleslipton

Loren Unicoren

Colleen Sugarqueen

Nancy Schmancy

Margaret Goodetiquette

Holly Haircurlers

Bunny Corsetzipper

Dina Dollhouse

Tina Ballerina

Suzy Sweetcheeks

Lashonda Tamponda

Debbie Dishwasher

Kitty Fruitytootie

Melanie Melonhangers

Rosie Magentapink

Hillary Hopscotch

Fairy Sugartushy

Shannon Sparkles-Like-a-Star

Fancy Rainbowfeathers

Darla Debutante

Sissy Glittermuff

Penelope Potpourri

Yancy McPrancertons

Pansy Lacegarter

Ninnie Flowerpanties

Francetta Stiletta

Jill Massengill

Renee Douchey

Victoria Underwire

Enorma Suterus

Bellatrix Cervix: Dominatrix for Hire!

Arielle Annabelle Areola

Madam Mary Mammaries

Maryanne Ovarianne

Violet Chamisole

Gwenevere Brassiere

Feminine LaVulva

Lacie Pantietwist

Swishy McSashay

And my personal favorite…

Girly Von Curtsy!

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3 Responses to “Our Best Emasculating Names!”

  1. Eric Says:

    I should also note that Shekira supplied Yancy McPrancertons.

  2. j3px Says:

    Merganser Rosencranz

  3. j3px Says:

    Lester Lipschitz