Our Best Emasculating Names!

Vince and I made this a while back and I forgot about it. On occasion, guys may want to attack each other’s manhood by name calling. It is a bit childish, but fun as hell. So this is basically a compilation of all the emasculating names that we have called each other over various emails. So take a look, and feel free to suggest some more!
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Sally Slingbacks
Farrah Feelings
Francesca Frenchbraid
Betty Breastchest
Penelope Pedicure
Pippy Premenstrual
Beverly Bikiniwax
Lee Pressons
Marlene Maxipad
Elizabeth Botoxface
Sherry Showercap
Frita Fallopian
Helen Puppylover
Rebecca Nippleslipton
Loren Unicoren
Colleen Sugarqueen
Nancy Schmancy
Margaret Goodetiquette
Holly Haircurlers
Bunny Corsetzipper
Dina Dollhouse
Tina Ballerina
Suzy Sweetcheeks
Lashonda Tamponda
Debbie Dishwasher
Kitty Fruitytootie
Melanie Melonhangers
Rosie Magentapink
Hillary Hopscotch
Fairy Sugartushy
Shannon Sparkles-Like-a-Star
Fancy Rainbowfeathers
Darla Debutante
Sissy Glittermuff
Penelope Potpourri
Yancy McPrancertons
Pansy Lacegarter
Ninnie Flowerpanties
Francetta Stiletta
Jill Massengill
Renee Douchey
Victoria Underwire
Enorma Suterus
Bellatrix Cervix: Dominatrix for Hire!
Arielle Annabelle Areola
Madam Mary Mammaries
Maryanne Ovarianne
Violet Chamisole
Gwenevere Brassiere
Feminine LaVulva
Lacie Pantietwist
Swishy McSashay
And my personal favorite…
Girly Von Curtsy!
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February 22nd, 2007 at 12:29 pm
I should also note that Shekira supplied Yancy McPrancertons.
April 20th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Merganser Rosencranz
April 20th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Lester Lipschitz